1. Paddy " I'll come on and do my best to balls things up" Wallace should be put down..
2. Tom Court should have been left in Australia
3. Luke Fitzgerald couldn't catch crabs in Thailand
& speaking of crabs.....
4. Gordon D'arcy plays like a crab with 3rd degree burns on his hands
5. Either Kidney tried and failed to get the leg over Cronins ma, or he can't throw for sh1t in training.
6. Jamie Heaslip is no Sean O'Brien
From a Welsh Perspective......
1. Life after Martin Williams ain't half bad
2. Andy Powell is in the same category as Paddy Wallace
3. The show "Are you smarter than a 10 year old? " is to be changed to, are you smarter than Andy Powell (the game having no rules but rather just a ceremony were your told, yes, you are smarter than Andy Powell)
England.....
1. Not as good as they're shouting about (but then again, thats always the way)
2. They're beatable/hammarable
3. They like to make videos :D
France........
1. Lievermont is like a kid in a sweet shop...a diabetic kid
2. William Servat is atleast 80 years old but is still 12 and a half times better than any other hooker in europe (excluding Jerry Flannerys right calf)
3. Chabal joins Paddy Wallace and Andy Powell in the pointless players category... He should be caged
Italy.......
1. They have gotten slightly better
2. Actually they've gotten alot better
3. They've probably improved the most of any team infact
4. But they're still shit
and last AND least Scotland.....
1. They can't buy tries at home
2. Robinson should be put in charge of my group of pointless players
3. Joining them should be Hugo Southwell, Nick De Luca, Nicki Walker, Dan Parks, Mike Blaire, the entire scottish front row, need I go on?
4. Fairplay to Sean Lamont and Chris Patterson for being the best of a very bad lot :D
Note* Couple of touchy comments there, thoughts and suggestions below! Who was your worst team 1-15 in the championship this year?
You should be shamed to call yourself an irish supporter talking about your team players like that
ReplyDeleteI'm not ashamed to bad mouth Paddy Wallace or Tom Court, they'r not at international standard. I didn't say anything personal about Luke Fitzgerald, of whom I am a massive fan. I made a joke about his struggle with the high ball throughout the campaign, like wise with D'arcy and his knock ons and lack of cutting edge running (I might also point out I like Gordon D'arcy but this wasn't his best championshin. Again, another joke about Cronin because he cannot throw into a line out, nothing personal. I'm not knocking them personally, I'm throwing some light on their recent performances!! I love the Irish team and everyone who plays in a green jersey (bar paddy wallace) and I have my reasons... Good day sir :)
ReplyDeletemaybe you should post your blog to any of the team and let them decide whether your a true irish supporter or not !!!!!
ReplyDeleteI agree with the writer.. These are very funny
ReplyDeleteThey're professional rugby players, not school kids. They represent Ireland too so if they play shit, they deserved to be slated. It was all true too, apart from beng a little harsh on Heaslip. Heaslip is without a doubt a great ball carrier, he doesn't get penalised as much at ruck time and is better on the ground than O'Brien. O'Brien is fecking immense tho, there's no one in the 6 Nations as powerful, he's phenomenal with ball in hand. Having both these guys in the back row is pretty special.
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